arzeskoenigs:

Me: *loses contact with ppl gets behind work & hates self* this is fine

12:47 am  •  22 October 2014  •  3,966 notes

cokedrip:

is it still considered a balanced breakfast if i put vodka in my orange juice

12:46 am  •  22 October 2014  •  568 notes

alicemurphys:

duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously

11:50 pm  •  21 October 2014  •  85,750 notes

wiseyoungravenclaw:

Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.

11:07 pm  •  21 October 2014  •  74,941 notes