Me: *loses contact with ppl gets behind work & hates self* this is fine
is it still considered a balanced breakfast if i put vodka in my orange juice
I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.
Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.